See Saw
Because this Saturday I sure as hell am going to, and I want you to suffer with me.
This weekend Saw 7 comes out in theaters and I am all fired up to see it. Not so much because I think it is going to be great, because I don’t. It’s more for morbid curiosity, and plus it is supposedly the last one, you know, like the last four Saw movies. That’s right, I have seen every Saw that has come out. Here, allow me to present my synopsis of the series:
Class, what can we learn from above graph?
1. Saw 1 was pretty damn good and probably should have also been the last Saw.
2. A direct correlation between number of flashbacks and overall movie crappiness.
3. Not in the graph but I feel the need to say this, Jigsaw has been dead since Saw 3. And yet, Tobin Bell is still employed.
In the spirit of true sado-masochism, I now propose the 7 Days of Saw: Starting tonight, I watch one Saw movie every day and then see Saw 7 on Saturday. And then I will never have to deal with them again, until Saw 8: Jigsaw’s Grand-kids Graduate College comes out next year.
Oh, and I think I’ll make a bunch of birds watch with me.
SAW 1
Titi_Budgie
just watched the first Saw movie. Which reminds me, I need to clean my bathroom.
SAW 2
BangladeshBudgi
just watched Saw 2. You call that a tech team?Bangladesh Budgie would have found the right house much more quickly by following the screams!
SAW 3
